“I just want my face in the paper”

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Clemens done fucked up. I’d lie to my moms before I lied to some pissed off vindictive congressmen. By the way isn’t there a war and a receding economy congress should be worrying about?
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3491310
Nas is doing it big this summer [...]